nightvaliandragon:

Well I mean I’ve done weirder things, so-

Fun fact: I actually cannot tie a tie.

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AKWARDLY TEXTING THE GUY FROM WORK
DO I GET AN AWARD????

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Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.

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high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

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CRY ARE YOU PANSEXUAL???
Artist: Cryaotic
Album: Late Night with Cry and Russ
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cryaotic:

alostvagabond:

An excerpt from last night

Yes I am.

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rubyandhergingercat:

lemonsharks:

florafaunagifs:

Ocean Wonders: Encountering Sea Monsters

ITTY BITTY KRACKEN

Thank you, bb!

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wickedclothes:

Death Wish Coffee

This whole bean coffee is a premium dark roast which is 200% stronger than your average, run of the mill coffee. Strong, robust, flavorful, and sure to keep you up for days on end. Available in one-pound bags. Sold on Amazon.

hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

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